Have you ever gone into a store and when you return to your vehicle you are shocked to see the 12 in space the D-bag parked next to you left???
Well that was a scenario of mine this afternoon. Now let me just share in case you don't have kids that when you have a small infant you usually carry them around in their car seat until they are able to sit up in the basket by themselves. In order to get this bulky car seat back into it's base you must have ample room to open the door.
SOOO as soon as I see this immediately my temper just flares. I am seriously not a gal of confrontation, so I never usually say or do anything I just like to moan and groan about it. But today, today was a different story. I looked at my Mom and said " I am going to leave them a note, I am so damn mad!" I rummage through my purse and find my special post-it notes (Thank You Sheila, they do come in handy) and write them a note. It read as follows.....
"HEY DOUCHE BAG (I used all caps so he would know just how mad I was) WHEN THE PEOPLE NEXT TO YOU CAN'T EVEN GET IN THEIR CAR, YOU MIGHT BE PARKED TO CLOSE. YOU LOSER!"
I wanted to be really vulgar and use some really nasty language but I chose to go with douche bag because let's be honest, that word goes with just about any situation. After I was done writing my little love letter, I kindly asked my Mom to go stick it to his window (because mostly I'm all talk). We chuckled as we pulled away. To be right honest the wind probably blew it off before they even got back to their car, but I want to pretend they recieved the note and have decided to check both sides before parking.
I hope my child-like temper has entertained you this evening!
